Category Archives: Movie Reviews

Nocturnal Animals (2016)

Do you ever feel your life has turned into something you never intended? In Tom Ford’s second venture into the world of the silver screen, Susan Morrow (played by the fabulous Amy Adams) is a art gallery owner in LA. … Continue reading

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Manchester by the Sea (2016)

Patrick: What happened to your hand? Lee: I cut it. Patrick: *sarcasm* Oh thanks, For a minute there, I didn’t know what happened. Directed and written by Kenneth Lonergan exploration of grief stars Casey Affleck, playing a Bostonian janitor Patrick … Continue reading

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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

We’re going to recapture my creatures before they get hurt. They’re currently in alien terrain surrounded by millions of the most vicious creatures on the planet; humans. -Newt Scamander Englishman Newt Scamander (Eddie Redmayne) breeds and protects magical (fantastic) beasts. … Continue reading

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Arrival

“Language is the first weapon drawn in a conflict.” -Dr. Louise Banks 12 strange alien pods arrive on Earth in 12 different unrelated locations. Every 18 hours a door in the pod opens, and two “heptapods” (alien creatures with seven … Continue reading

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Doctor Strange

You’re a man looking at the world through a keyhole. You’ve spent your life trying to widen it. Your work saved the lives of thousands. What if I told you that reality is one of many? -The Ancient One Stephen … Continue reading

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Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

This is going to be short review because grad school…

“Sir, Hunt is the living manifestation of destiny, and he’s made you, his mission.”- Alan Hunley Continue reading

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Stick Man

Stick Man is walking down the field but he’s accidentally picked up and flung into the world. A dog picks him up and the owner throws him around and Stick Man says “I’m Stick Man, I’m Stick Man, I’M STICK MAN, that’s me!” … Continue reading

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Deadpool

House blowing up builds character. Summary Wade Wilson, a bad guy hired to kill worse guys, or a mercenary falls in love with Vanessa (who’s my favorite character after Deadpool) and lives happily for a while until he’s diagnosed with … Continue reading

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X-Men: Apocalypse

Charles Xavier: A gift can also be a curse. Give someone wings and they may fly to close to the sun. Give them the power of prophecy and they may live in fear of the future. Give them powers beyond … Continue reading

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Suicide Squad

Harley Quinn to Katana: Love your perfume. What is that, stench of Death? Superman is dead and the US Military is trying to come up with a plan on how to protect the US and the world when the next … Continue reading

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